heartbreaker

...More like heart-breaking that a mother would do this
to her poor, sweet little boy!

roadkill

My kids actually prefer their stuffed animals to be portrayed alive.

"Don't worry, Sweetie, he's just sleeping."

More than nature intended.

Even the sunflowers are turning their heads away.

(courtesy of awkward family photos)

Keep your hands to yourself.

Now easier

done

than

said.

meow

I'd rather claw my eyes out.

We love big flowers.

But where do you draw the line?

for your precious ballerina...

No leotard would be complete without a ferocious grizzly bear applique.

a bit much.

I really don't even know what to say,

except I am so very sorry

sweet little girl

that your parents did this to you.

Freedom

taken
way.
too.
far.