Monday, September 28, 2009

I'm hardcore.

and I make stuff.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

It's not polite to point.

That's right, folks.
It's a zombie finger on a chain.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Craft Fairs...

Something ridiculous for every member of the family!

Saturday, September 19, 2009

I get it, Halloween is coming.

But what's wrong with sticking to jack-o-lanterns and wicked witches?

Friday, September 18, 2009

Is it hot in here?

Or is it just this super creepy wool poncho-for-two?

{submitted by the gals at Pear Tree Events}

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

enticing...

Shotgun!

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Who could climb the corporate ladder

with spinach in their teeth?

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Want to look hot and swim fast?

These will accomplish neither intended purpose.
Sorry honey.
You look ridiculous.
Plus, I bet you can't even walk.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Don't give up, don't give up

together with me and my baby
break the chains of love.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Wash your hands after you pick your nose!

...with booger soap.

What kind of sick mixed message is the mom who has
this in her kids' bathroom sending?!

Monday, September 7, 2009

twisted!

The creepiest part of this type of listing
is always the written description.

"...The Golden Vamp Mare is quite fond of her very fashionable bunny slippers and loves to feast on other dolls. Dare to tame them. Best to keep them in your home to avoid a rumble with outsiders. "

?
Hmm...

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Nothing sets the mood...


Like a urine sample candle.

Perfect for your honeymoon.

Or any occasion you just feel the urge to
spice things up with the sweet aroma of
PEE.

Friday, September 4, 2009

roadkill

My kids actually prefer their stuffed animals to be portrayed alive.

"Don't worry, Sweetie, he's just sleeping."

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Dingle balls...

are NOT meant to be faux pollops!
EVER!
There is nothing cleansing about a 5 foot plush colon.

{submitted by Tobelina at My Crafty Corner}

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Lost a button?

This would be a great replacement in a pinch.
I mean, death grey goes with practically everything.