tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-58852017103556065092024-02-18T20:29:36.969-08:00Handmade Gone WrongThe Wrong Girlshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08715395026284840540noreply@blogger.comBlogger90125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885201710355606509.post-7804281565704252112010-05-20T08:00:00.000-07:002010-05-20T08:00:05.335-07:00your baby would rather be gassy<div align="center"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; DISPLAY: block; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472992228981222658" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCnthRa7_A8bi7jOjYvXp2dGtoD6mcu_sdpgUwWz5x6Cx_ieVKza1KYuxe7aAW4_zHbuI2f4fVz2OwkfmFBn3CcCIiN0SxGpj17krEdopawjXHBLtukLSFo27pytCZrCBmXy4o9CnBU9wE/s640/il_430xN_136631050.jpg" /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh52bJUC_NUpvUn_KisjU7XkJur0eznYzoDi8GvxrssPA4wdR02MF7ReZz3smpeU42kgxWTdrTL6pWovC5EaI_kiDOGUVcd7wvUqqJaajr-9CyVs2eUdu7cPDgy0MBTT367UwZyJZVFn_pG/s1600/il_430xN_136630005.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472992411007066818" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh52bJUC_NUpvUn_KisjU7XkJur0eznYzoDi8GvxrssPA4wdR02MF7ReZz3smpeU42kgxWTdrTL6pWovC5EaI_kiDOGUVcd7wvUqqJaajr-9CyVs2eUdu7cPDgy0MBTT367UwZyJZVFn_pG/s400/il_430xN_136630005.jpg" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"> than be burped with these.</span></div>Violethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11647297404185761942noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885201710355606509.post-298601052961708262010-05-19T07:41:00.000-07:002010-05-19T07:43:33.146-07:00Really???<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBdiinH5WbG6MGlK8ksVqRUdHxL_DpLOGpMX_E4PmiWN4yK-txJsave1_ywWk-6Rz9RCD039zNrv0__jl9uzE7q9XUJyyYJdWIKNp91Rs5FpHuMuMjjgofjvC9zmmzczu4_ls_953RYDzu/s1600/main_image.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; DISPLAY: block; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472991532753660258" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBdiinH5WbG6MGlK8ksVqRUdHxL_DpLOGpMX_E4PmiWN4yK-txJsave1_ywWk-6Rz9RCD039zNrv0__jl9uzE7q9XUJyyYJdWIKNp91Rs5FpHuMuMjjgofjvC9zmmzczu4_ls_953RYDzu/s576/main_image.jpg" /></a> </div>Violethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11647297404185761942noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885201710355606509.post-5975832568838876482010-02-13T10:04:00.000-08:002010-02-13T10:04:00.485-08:00...but what about the daytime?<div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;">We've gotcha covered during those <a href="http://handmadegonewrong.blogspot.com/2010/02/no-valentine.html">lonely nights</a>.<br />What's gonna get you through the day, you ask?</span><br /><br /></div><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 237px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437419535299753426" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZWSHOyaMCVsF8zRBXdt9lYAAC1xRkN8-Vp5E3f3KqYePDseU699ZLgyDanuIjuui8t3P7HGBbdwu66VQCDiwjGnyzCLSTa1Z5wPsv478J6qrL3Lm79qRd6al1ILQm9MpuSTz-7BJBKp3h/s400/firstad.jpg" /> <p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;">That's right!<br />A creepy, strap-on hug. </span></p>Violethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11647297404185761942noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885201710355606509.post-28518263755446241342010-02-12T10:00:00.000-08:002010-02-12T10:03:19.897-08:00No Valentine?<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnCzM2JAvlnEJ0e313BZYon3d7yesILszV54ya6sxLMfvQgqjUvm2yNdNgox43Ss714-1RzxyJ9OymIpYrmyBZNpQWXHA0-nCiSkUVXcTlGY9SaX32XkA2ZLq9GP6CzwVrf7oolgq-SINL/s1600-h/bf-pillow-l.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; DISPLAY: block; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437418532749022610" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnCzM2JAvlnEJ0e313BZYon3d7yesILszV54ya6sxLMfvQgqjUvm2yNdNgox43Ss714-1RzxyJ9OymIpYrmyBZNpQWXHA0-nCiSkUVXcTlGY9SaX32XkA2ZLq9GP6CzwVrf7oolgq-SINL/s640/bf-pillow-l.jpg" /></a><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;">No problem!</span></div>Violethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11647297404185761942noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885201710355606509.post-71207070931505810492010-01-18T10:35:00.000-08:002010-01-18T10:40:21.643-08:00heartbreaker<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4RV-dPSEeL9hwsIt59r8xJNNBhOYswWKVLOWDXzaKiereGfuruSFyLwaGjxGLCRE_IUBEXzK_QPjUac7ARawf59OQZ_tbRyHuTYyZOHDEDUfNkXlkpIyWgR7AE_vneNMFgzZY-4Jnbzib/s1600-h/il_430xN_116572085.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5428150533903961138" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4RV-dPSEeL9hwsIt59r8xJNNBhOYswWKVLOWDXzaKiereGfuruSFyLwaGjxGLCRE_IUBEXzK_QPjUac7ARawf59OQZ_tbRyHuTYyZOHDEDUfNkXlkpIyWgR7AE_vneNMFgzZY-4Jnbzib/s400/il_430xN_116572085.jpg" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnVzdVgCaqQPN2deQYeXBvvVOST6m19L5cpq5FsvUk4UVBxtLurt_x6RIm2M6_M_bQdXohyLGxVu2AB0_f5Wb9GLP0NzmYP8bReQatIhb01ZVgv6tIi3cL61I8dJ4Nr2vJjxQE65fHhyphenhyphenD-/s1600-h/il_430xN_116572562.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; DISPLAY: block; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5428150457636864418" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnVzdVgCaqQPN2deQYeXBvvVOST6m19L5cpq5FsvUk4UVBxtLurt_x6RIm2M6_M_bQdXohyLGxVu2AB0_f5Wb9GLP0NzmYP8bReQatIhb01ZVgv6tIi3cL61I8dJ4Nr2vJjxQE65fHhyphenhyphenD-/s576/il_430xN_116572562.jpg" /></a> ...<span style="font-size:130%;">More like <strong>heart-<em>breaking</em></strong> that a mother would do this<br />to her poor, sweet little boy!</span></div>Violethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11647297404185761942noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885201710355606509.post-43144748642433703752009-11-10T13:55:00.001-08:002009-11-10T13:59:57.360-08:00Why do these freak me out?<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlBBp8BuerZDCW919LTpcDWDqBWsZkLmPSoFbSlpMITgZm24NXuRKaPHYoBRzygH_X9D2n0Y4GkQy9yZR-RS2V2NYz1pHHzB95mO-E09RC9cqA4Xb8zemh_1PPdY73Y2_4oXVM1XA7AmNr/s1600-h/il_430xN_100744186.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; DISPLAY: block; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5402597190271529314" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlBBp8BuerZDCW919LTpcDWDqBWsZkLmPSoFbSlpMITgZm24NXuRKaPHYoBRzygH_X9D2n0Y4GkQy9yZR-RS2V2NYz1pHHzB95mO-E09RC9cqA4Xb8zemh_1PPdY73Y2_4oXVM1XA7AmNr/s640/il_430xN_100744186.jpg" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjr30oDVapvdoWwUEmKP5W-T43zDWSkaRSXPT8QX_X24TeCflQ8blc8j1WvGHMWv7F7PXJ7yGb0GutOvGJ0SypUtbor5IooGS8iq1-qHFVJOwF1GmxK7tIeDwhZCmUPIfyC7Ofbcb7e-KAA/s1600-h/il_430xN_100742556.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; DISPLAY: block; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5402597066417300530" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjr30oDVapvdoWwUEmKP5W-T43zDWSkaRSXPT8QX_X24TeCflQ8blc8j1WvGHMWv7F7PXJ7yGb0GutOvGJ0SypUtbor5IooGS8iq1-qHFVJOwF1GmxK7tIeDwhZCmUPIfyC7Ofbcb7e-KAA/s640/il_430xN_100742556.jpg" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9mf8awWkfifu9rdwaPFzmhLEjhjB7tRXf2-dhJOwRayhEWzDPlnGk80_vKySJNMC1Li_eIGGAdpiIV4cl1VXs6xSAhqhpnQ8Yi6dGzjjckKCGJxIC_hO6Oa4525CfZoE5AOC4UzBIPzYH/s1600-h/il_430xN_100728402.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; DISPLAY: block; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5402596981313122994" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9mf8awWkfifu9rdwaPFzmhLEjhjB7tRXf2-dhJOwRayhEWzDPlnGk80_vKySJNMC1Li_eIGGAdpiIV4cl1VXs6xSAhqhpnQ8Yi6dGzjjckKCGJxIC_hO6Oa4525CfZoE5AOC4UzBIPzYH/s640/il_430xN_100728402.jpg" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"> I can't seem to put my finger on it.</span><br /></div>Violethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11647297404185761942noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885201710355606509.post-26135251526110719172009-10-31T08:00:00.000-07:002009-10-31T08:00:00.596-07:00PUSH!<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-UTwiD75itzOWMfMM5399_c1v5P2kM6ZRNDw9o5XRHjoMs42B3kkw-Lav8tA9OA2h0q62WoTSGIq0UwRGGq763Zh91a-VF5NWYS2xpA5Mo8ddmKZuK0pf3x2uKIZkB3fAfB81-in-fvg/s1600-h/15066_f520.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 298px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5398611726321335458" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-UTwiD75itzOWMfMM5399_c1v5P2kM6ZRNDw9o5XRHjoMs42B3kkw-Lav8tA9OA2h0q62WoTSGIq0UwRGGq763Zh91a-VF5NWYS2xpA5Mo8ddmKZuK0pf3x2uKIZkB3fAfB81-in-fvg/s400/15066_f520.jpg" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"> Now please excuse us while we go recreate this darling costume for tonight,<br />then flip a coin to see who gets to be the baby. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">Happy Halloween!</span> </div>The Wrong Girlshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08715395026284840540noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885201710355606509.post-10314031103863942112009-10-29T16:07:00.000-07:002009-10-29T16:10:28.816-07:00never underestimate...<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgU8N4Nwms5alT37M_Ajt1bY6-8vHrmEYlgzdPaaJabGDL92aK2pQpyJk1GKcPnKr_V23kkiP66zbJypd6LgWMQW_UxH4-kcitStKxl2PrmfTnOsm_v87jGtFE7gsLX9v8GVVyoqMlS0isi/s1600-h/2929769541_da4d223591.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; DISPLAY: block; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5398162621622360450" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgU8N4Nwms5alT37M_Ajt1bY6-8vHrmEYlgzdPaaJabGDL92aK2pQpyJk1GKcPnKr_V23kkiP66zbJypd6LgWMQW_UxH4-kcitStKxl2PrmfTnOsm_v87jGtFE7gsLX9v8GVVyoqMlS0isi/s576/2929769541_da4d223591.jpg" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"> the Halloween spirit of a snail.</span><br /></div>Violethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11647297404185761942noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885201710355606509.post-91142155058000533552009-10-21T23:15:00.000-07:002009-10-21T23:16:57.344-07:00Darling,<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjN8v_xvbGj6h8q4eqqm2B2qfz9v_HFP02MDiKtfF_ofviXS2_J7MdVKCPoKhRHvM6adbaRBCEeuSq2Fywr_-xaMwEdsojZjI2gZ6fTKbQNl9farERlvOztmYcuGWAmgjoVj4EBAE0DDeI/s1600-h/skeleton-duvet.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 308px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjN8v_xvbGj6h8q4eqqm2B2qfz9v_HFP02MDiKtfF_ofviXS2_J7MdVKCPoKhRHvM6adbaRBCEeuSq2Fywr_-xaMwEdsojZjI2gZ6fTKbQNl9farERlvOztmYcuGWAmgjoVj4EBAE0DDeI/s400/skeleton-duvet.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5395304305638188418" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I can see right through you</span></span>.</div>Daisyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10863296484778193218noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885201710355606509.post-8549476136255073352009-10-19T17:28:00.000-07:002009-10-19T17:31:03.195-07:00manhood<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqRMhgd3xZJ5TfZdXdaJei_IN7IIF-CfaSAtFkNPIL9E0BpSkeuCTobclbyL53jFcQqwc8TNS5J6Dx_Dy9ngUs02l3pTi6z9iAiIvYkDed_e3APcADyziVKpw0MTa_UbOtwLTkTVuFzYw/s1600-h/il_430xN.72606932.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 368px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqRMhgd3xZJ5TfZdXdaJei_IN7IIF-CfaSAtFkNPIL9E0BpSkeuCTobclbyL53jFcQqwc8TNS5J6Dx_Dy9ngUs02l3pTi6z9iAiIvYkDed_e3APcADyziVKpw0MTa_UbOtwLTkTVuFzYw/s400/il_430xN.72606932.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5394472669411383730" /></a>Invite you friends over for dinner.<div>Show them to the guest bath.</div><div>Insult them.</div><div>Enjoy the weirdness at the table.</div><div>But at least your bathroom floor will be clean.</div>Daisyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10863296484778193218noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885201710355606509.post-44365340905250064882009-10-14T09:50:00.000-07:002009-10-14T09:50:00.224-07:00s'not okay.<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEja6_Wz1usSZsRBAYEfWZMsuyCXSRDusKgjYkx1jOHFjao9rvt9vWgnByhEvmVVACEt9r-u27nQhXJkloONjz5yM4ptmIfJJQ6nDqdpq0KOxn-WxNMCz4EgGtuQhs0YRmkRfDbxK40QYx5n/s1600-h/il_430xN_60888645.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382294670524459746" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEja6_Wz1usSZsRBAYEfWZMsuyCXSRDusKgjYkx1jOHFjao9rvt9vWgnByhEvmVVACEt9r-u27nQhXJkloONjz5yM4ptmIfJJQ6nDqdpq0KOxn-WxNMCz4EgGtuQhs0YRmkRfDbxK40QYx5n/s400/il_430xN_60888645.jpg" /></a> <span style="font-size:130%;">Maybe it's just me, but I don't think the word 'booger' belongs on any wall, let alone the booger placement itself. Ewww.</span></div>Violethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11647297404185761942noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885201710355606509.post-49934598216531537262009-10-13T08:40:00.000-07:002009-10-13T08:40:00.448-07:00going green<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgET-4JnG6FIOHMALP3XQ6nDh8upKXVP9LBDxrWocYFlPmta1yBo8Ph7suh-mYCAgiKUVPos2sPJoztOBew8vCtS7Y_d8evXMKyLDkedFVRtmcFXcscRweBGob4CU7rtCXA4-6Y9K938f3o/s1600-h/kansas+016.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5391553803734343426" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgET-4JnG6FIOHMALP3XQ6nDh8upKXVP9LBDxrWocYFlPmta1yBo8Ph7suh-mYCAgiKUVPos2sPJoztOBew8vCtS7Y_d8evXMKyLDkedFVRtmcFXcscRweBGob4CU7rtCXA4-6Y9K938f3o/s400/kansas+016.jpg" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUXbXqEaSVNzk91KmQPjqz8DRuq55kfqQOrAqVndNpyGCpAA8sHrrJmakQPR7CsbrTw28VrXNsjpBz4AxOgBk8FLJVyEyATcPwa8tD_Gzox-9VCTqAI5tjEIlxJ8oTwLrrY2lDMCGsmSyt/s1600-h/kansas+005.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; DISPLAY: block; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5391553549061101586" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUXbXqEaSVNzk91KmQPjqz8DRuq55kfqQOrAqVndNpyGCpAA8sHrrJmakQPR7CsbrTw28VrXNsjpBz4AxOgBk8FLJVyEyATcPwa8tD_Gzox-9VCTqAI5tjEIlxJ8oTwLrrY2lDMCGsmSyt/s576/kansas+005.jpg" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;">News Flash:<br />Your husband's stinky old beer cans as garden decor<br />does not equal recycling.</span></div>Violethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11647297404185761942noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885201710355606509.post-39318498690802126062009-10-11T20:27:00.000-07:002009-10-11T20:37:35.801-07:00shady.<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmwZVvLgWdeffH6epeXpoQYUx5ZKWOY1CC9CBhyc4F-GbOVk-CyTCoovuicNkxm-S2PyLcYfvWTipDEkk7iaN8ZeWkf4hLyPdKu0KLgiLPLYNuHwKZXsAxssm2t7s2dnPd72ywjfqppt72/s1600-h/kansas+031.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; DISPLAY: block; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5391551091730185282" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmwZVvLgWdeffH6epeXpoQYUx5ZKWOY1CC9CBhyc4F-GbOVk-CyTCoovuicNkxm-S2PyLcYfvWTipDEkk7iaN8ZeWkf4hLyPdKu0KLgiLPLYNuHwKZXsAxssm2t7s2dnPd72ywjfqppt72/s640/kansas+031.jpg" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"> Ugliest of the three?<br />It's a tie.</span></div>Violethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11647297404185761942noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885201710355606509.post-16983635138046673412009-10-05T10:38:00.000-07:002009-10-05T10:50:57.307-07:00Otter Orchestra<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjf5k5Xraal05GgQbTB6w8UMMT-0W6KImD-Fz7-mJ5I6PJPxShO0sc03iggffuLZT4upKskCs_JdYqru60PsNfx660hPty-U_AJP6-VQIaekWcSpCvN06gSWmfkd5iaqNsqHxvIsNT6k6A/s1600-h/kansas+008.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389172137440345666" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjf5k5Xraal05GgQbTB6w8UMMT-0W6KImD-Fz7-mJ5I6PJPxShO0sc03iggffuLZT4upKskCs_JdYqru60PsNfx660hPty-U_AJP6-VQIaekWcSpCvN06gSWmfkd5iaqNsqHxvIsNT6k6A/s400/kansas+008.jpg" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"> Complete with Conductor.<br /></span><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;">Now that's some serious wood{wind} carving.</span></div></div>The Wrong Girlshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08715395026284840540noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885201710355606509.post-11934883485269132472009-09-28T09:00:00.000-07:002009-09-28T09:01:23.495-07:00I'm hardcore.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlK6DkoESKZKc69261z22iBHso218R3FE14R4LE-EIhFmhlHaJF7GP0jL8lc5r0CXoCWU1hCvuvKVIHh7nYZI1kUUJu-s_ne0OREVG-BiEUqqdXM_qJrUWtEjXZtI2mQst0Zuo0vq_r54/s1600-h/3877074407_cce93e83a0.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 266px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlK6DkoESKZKc69261z22iBHso218R3FE14R4LE-EIhFmhlHaJF7GP0jL8lc5r0CXoCWU1hCvuvKVIHh7nYZI1kUUJu-s_ne0OREVG-BiEUqqdXM_qJrUWtEjXZtI2mQst0Zuo0vq_r54/s400/3877074407_cce93e83a0.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386548933166306498" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">and I make stuff</span>.</div>Daisyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10863296484778193218noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885201710355606509.post-60858095424974867622009-09-27T08:19:00.000-07:002009-09-27T08:19:00.106-07:00It's not polite to point.<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRdOIg_vpJYpvKNLO9d5_anWeWqfhF2NPHqvSAk5Te6sPMkLDvqn_wTeOf1y8Ob50QU831TqlALFOodJ0M55g-fW56dkayfa6cSvDSUaCdDfC2Xh8nLQ7R4Lxyn_WYQYHRazBweisqqqbf/s1600-h/il_430xN_92526459.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5385941552988694738" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRdOIg_vpJYpvKNLO9d5_anWeWqfhF2NPHqvSAk5Te6sPMkLDvqn_wTeOf1y8Ob50QU831TqlALFOodJ0M55g-fW56dkayfa6cSvDSUaCdDfC2Xh8nLQ7R4Lxyn_WYQYHRazBweisqqqbf/s400/il_430xN_92526459.jpg" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"> That's right, folks.<br />It's a zombie finger on a chain.<br /></span><br /></div>Violethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11647297404185761942noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885201710355606509.post-78192381844751729852009-09-26T17:12:00.000-07:002009-09-26T17:18:36.580-07:00Craft Fairs...<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizO-FmkGeDYzdb_Gui_ky2b7zPWbq0-_3cHbgjkiTnZOzOOzFFGF6n6WjVmkp1af1gTYCtTxtCU5sfcLHJncN4_3U2360WiTPe740YlRa3OiOMGsr54IKbHsMBMtIuU7Pu-mwH_gyaVsGk/s1600-h/kansas+014.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5385934612237234530" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizO-FmkGeDYzdb_Gui_ky2b7zPWbq0-_3cHbgjkiTnZOzOOzFFGF6n6WjVmkp1af1gTYCtTxtCU5sfcLHJncN4_3U2360WiTPe740YlRa3OiOMGsr54IKbHsMBMtIuU7Pu-mwH_gyaVsGk/s400/kansas+014.jpg" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqA-zW-GbJtGqK3aRyKyjF-_kjq3emMf4GhJk60MqOa_nLAV_TUMNdAfYQVwI-kdCBBc8HJuOKmCM_qsOSR9h6IeatIkSojaOnnIV1eWXwab66tW0mpDYC-W1JzepIDI4-5mJpjH9pPWTB/s1600-h/kansas+013.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5385934393252598466" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqA-zW-GbJtGqK3aRyKyjF-_kjq3emMf4GhJk60MqOa_nLAV_TUMNdAfYQVwI-kdCBBc8HJuOKmCM_qsOSR9h6IeatIkSojaOnnIV1eWXwab66tW0mpDYC-W1JzepIDI4-5mJpjH9pPWTB/s400/kansas+013.jpg" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgy7-0-30JTaPUzZQc3VZjLr5p-1sA8_YPCOM-jV-gzw4UK2uHt8fMh5TEDYLxOrWqjGY7xWR6NNyN7S4Wxvi_KzuOTi6vIMaNtOfjTJKoQAmLKl-mLxxow59-rphXhVlEk4kj-OV4L-8P6/s1600-h/kansas+015.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5385934060498426402" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgy7-0-30JTaPUzZQc3VZjLr5p-1sA8_YPCOM-jV-gzw4UK2uHt8fMh5TEDYLxOrWqjGY7xWR6NNyN7S4Wxvi_KzuOTi6vIMaNtOfjTJKoQAmLKl-mLxxow59-rphXhVlEk4kj-OV4L-8P6/s400/kansas+015.jpg" /></a> <span style="font-size:130%;">Something ridiculous for every member of the family!<br /></span><br /></div>Violethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11647297404185761942noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885201710355606509.post-30473577449404916452009-09-19T09:44:00.000-07:002009-09-26T17:18:59.802-07:00I get it, Halloween is coming.<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgg_NqzFhr7mjflA-ADtjJIel5WwI8W0kQ9sg39oz5u6KK3WFIHE2hQhyphenhyphenfmx-OBJEPvdpOymcDqb_px7Idd479U2RrQOJ0l48kktVA74U3kOLf-iocuoKFtkyhuml0q21caQ-ViIgDucDSt/s1600-h/il_430xN_88599218.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382293290226982722" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgg_NqzFhr7mjflA-ADtjJIel5WwI8W0kQ9sg39oz5u6KK3WFIHE2hQhyphenhyphenfmx-OBJEPvdpOymcDqb_px7Idd479U2RrQOJ0l48kktVA74U3kOLf-iocuoKFtkyhuml0q21caQ-ViIgDucDSt/s400/il_430xN_88599218.jpg" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"> But what's wrong with sticking to jack-o-lanterns and wicked witches?</span><br /><div align="center"></div></div>Violethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11647297404185761942noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885201710355606509.post-59362461269585526532009-09-18T09:37:00.000-07:002009-09-18T09:37:00.201-07:00Is it hot in here?<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilyvAbGgbQe-BED00UKCdroQ3dFloCYU6b6wlUe8HBxGTsDitFNoQKhJ_sTHfCywo-yx0BHiBQtsHUl44o-JZrunDZ4BCPeCIfEKZSi39A7km4sH71nLCXhm1LJOf0xS-XRfbPdmCzXS2C/s1600-h/blanket_l.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382291010544643426" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilyvAbGgbQe-BED00UKCdroQ3dFloCYU6b6wlUe8HBxGTsDitFNoQKhJ_sTHfCywo-yx0BHiBQtsHUl44o-JZrunDZ4BCPeCIfEKZSi39A7km4sH71nLCXhm1LJOf0xS-XRfbPdmCzXS2C/s400/blanket_l.jpg" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"> Or is it just this super creepy wool poncho-for-two?<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;">{submitted by the gals at <a href="http://peartreeevents.blogspot.com/">Pear Tree Events</a>}<br /></span><br /></div>Violethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11647297404185761942noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885201710355606509.post-44150108198202860172009-09-16T21:35:00.000-07:002009-09-16T21:37:11.501-07:00enticing...<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6Egz8XrWmkhwCfhUzGjCtYlw6OIDOhHGGJk6tRhKILZ0GLDKvRF2-NTUye7N0smrcjw8v3ak-gR6a-e7DQ3Qlib8qdT9gYUFJnre9Iw4SDHbLj3cwLChsrXfdgM1XHmVom8samhqXLTHi/s1600-h/il_430xN_76298591.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 265px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382290513682027922" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6Egz8XrWmkhwCfhUzGjCtYlw6OIDOhHGGJk6tRhKILZ0GLDKvRF2-NTUye7N0smrcjw8v3ak-gR6a-e7DQ3Qlib8qdT9gYUFJnre9Iw4SDHbLj3cwLChsrXfdgM1XHmVom8samhqXLTHi/s400/il_430xN_76298591.jpg" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"> Shotgun!</span><br /><br /></div>Violethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11647297404185761942noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885201710355606509.post-22174812444331585952009-09-13T11:33:00.000-07:002009-09-13T11:33:00.533-07:00Who could climb the corporate ladder<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFEwMejdzwufuVfPzpOcI7sG4V5iglIxPm8-e419oPARxn0tZILnAedmO_Ynh53yc7j-Ua5UifBpHwrH7Gq_dzPyf0k1bLKVEGf7gs8Z40KuUo_qntrHl6BHHI8WBDi8du-maKqXVs4bk/s1600-h/dress-shirt-and-tie.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 396px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFEwMejdzwufuVfPzpOcI7sG4V5iglIxPm8-e419oPARxn0tZILnAedmO_Ynh53yc7j-Ua5UifBpHwrH7Gq_dzPyf0k1bLKVEGf7gs8Z40KuUo_qntrHl6BHHI8WBDi8du-maKqXVs4bk/s400/dress-shirt-and-tie.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380094440972672978" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">with spinach in their teeth</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">?</span></div>Daisyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10863296484778193218noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885201710355606509.post-5276375466863325732009-09-12T11:30:00.000-07:002009-09-12T11:30:00.283-07:00Want to look hot and swim fast?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivNGJFf1dMY6-Ivjn1byW57CpfRxq0z8Djle-TBCFCQxp6ZVmW8ovauC_eFzE8yfINNGmn-kwLb1StqvejnWe3Lde_te3eqCv769oOcMg0iRAiTBZPAb6citW9pnyDCTWJE6E1aEpoGoY/s1600-h/hightideheels2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 221px; height: 333px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivNGJFf1dMY6-Ivjn1byW57CpfRxq0z8Djle-TBCFCQxp6ZVmW8ovauC_eFzE8yfINNGmn-kwLb1StqvejnWe3Lde_te3eqCv769oOcMg0iRAiTBZPAb6citW9pnyDCTWJE6E1aEpoGoY/s400/hightideheels2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380093689127650178" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">These will accomplish neither intended purpose.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">Sorry honey.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">You look ridiculous.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">Plus, I bet you can't even walk</span></span>.</div>Daisyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10863296484778193218noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885201710355606509.post-77304557900964950132009-09-11T11:26:00.000-07:002009-09-11T11:26:00.215-07:00Don't give up, don't give up<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">together with me and my baby</span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLD1YszwFKIw_afS1HHqQMiuDYEk2ekUNmR_d0UjT7qsW8qLMCEB02sEnr4wX6L2avPGvM-B2_P0lVSQDRgcOoFDbYStsDjFI396eSgkh4VusOKo9nT5GdZ2HH8iGYRzpi_hHLzbAw4J0/s1600-h/F2VSHNIFPWWQP8B.MEDIUM.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLD1YszwFKIw_afS1HHqQMiuDYEk2ekUNmR_d0UjT7qsW8qLMCEB02sEnr4wX6L2avPGvM-B2_P0lVSQDRgcOoFDbYStsDjFI396eSgkh4VusOKo9nT5GdZ2HH8iGYRzpi_hHLzbAw4J0/s400/F2VSHNIFPWWQP8B.MEDIUM.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380092668467000338" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">break the chains of love</span></span>.</div>Daisyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10863296484778193218noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885201710355606509.post-74912842335535848722009-09-10T19:46:00.000-07:002009-09-10T20:14:22.005-07:00Wash your hands after you pick your nose!<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikAv6eI7tIpjdPkS-uZ6luwBJMlQkBbHCIzin8Qj14IxDS9t7q0-wVvEAlAu9TjfhMetuYVCJAZ9tSYqjtKtE6pYG8ZjQMkv0IbswYqYwlF4BGLEyBqMJr7CpbzVC1N-7XadZeYbqZaX9e/s1600-h/il_430xN_88267682.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 266px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380036906474211250" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikAv6eI7tIpjdPkS-uZ6luwBJMlQkBbHCIzin8Qj14IxDS9t7q0-wVvEAlAu9TjfhMetuYVCJAZ9tSYqjtKtE6pYG8ZjQMkv0IbswYqYwlF4BGLEyBqMJr7CpbzVC1N-7XadZeYbqZaX9e/s400/il_430xN_88267682.jpg" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"> ...with booger soap.<br /><br />What kind of sick mixed message is the mom who has<br /><em>this</em> in her kids' bathroom sending?!<br /></span></div>Violethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11647297404185761942noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5885201710355606509.post-50837715949110476752009-09-07T09:36:00.000-07:002009-09-07T09:36:00.138-07:00twisted!<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9JgsshyRtXJDxX_beOnJj2U1z7M001wLYxuGAqaqbWB0zY17nJyExrqq1rIE3n5Q0hXTBJ2elPZnFQndBDV-JjO4TqCZLInaMAGBxsCvtlAQkvhWdN-MMK71aJ8yH2NGNf1XcTIuVK5k/s1600-h/il_430xN_88602378.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5378548862726515074" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9JgsshyRtXJDxX_beOnJj2U1z7M001wLYxuGAqaqbWB0zY17nJyExrqq1rIE3n5Q0hXTBJ2elPZnFQndBDV-JjO4TqCZLInaMAGBxsCvtlAQkvhWdN-MMK71aJ8yH2NGNf1XcTIuVK5k/s400/il_430xN_88602378.jpg" /></a> <span style="font-size:130%;">The creepiest part of this type of listing<br />is always the written description.<br /><br />"...The Golden Vamp Mare is quite fond of her very fashionable bunny slippers and loves to feast on other dolls. Dare to tame them. Best to keep them in your home to avoid a rumble with outsiders. "<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">?</span><br />Hmm...<br /></span><br /></div>The Wrong Girlshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08715395026284840540noreply@blogger.com5