your baby would rather be gassy

than be burped with these.

Really???

Good to know.

Because I thought you might be

smuggling cupcakes in there.

Think about it.

This shirt is for a baby.

So if the baby is with it's mom...

then that mom is the M in MILF.

Creepy.

Plus, I am pretty sure that babies aren't

thinking that they would like to....

Or wait, when I am looking at a cute baby I don't really need

my mind to wander off to how said baby came to be.

We love big flowers.

But where do you draw the line?

keeping tabs

Better to be safe than sorry.

donald trump in training.

my daughter was bald.

{this is not my daughter, in

case you were wondering.}

people called her a boy.

no matter how much pink she wore.

thems the breaks...

did I ever think...

her life would be so much better

if only she had a wig?

no.

never.

ever.

ever.

but somebody thought their daughter could use one.

and no one in their life stopped them.

baby wigs.

making cute little ones

super creepy.

one follicle at a time.