never underestimate...

the Halloween spirit of a snail.

Keep your hands to yourself.

Now easier

done

than

said.

Sorry George Lucas.

The nerd in me loves Star Wars.

The Irish in me loves Guinness.

The human in me,

loves Guinness Star Wars crochet...

not so much.

I'd hate for them to be cold.

So good thing I have these cozies.

Yes, tampon cozies.

Yes, one is shaped like a uterus complete

with fallopian tubes and ovaries.

Because what tampon cozy isn't?

would you like fries with that?

I'm thinking no.