Tuesday, August 4, 2009

craving chocolate?

bet you aren't anymore.
your skinny jeans are now attainable.
just think of these words:
"solid chocolate...
in the shape of a human sized poop."
craving cured.
throwing up in mouth- optional.

8 comments:

  1. Disgusting, but it would make a great gag gift!

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  2. throw-up in mouth wasn't optional-I just did it. :)

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  3. Ever since I saw the link to your blog on facebook, I just can't get enough!! Too funny!!

    Just wanted to let you know that I'm passing along the "Sisterhood Award" to you!

    http://daisycreekdesigns.blogspot.com/2009/08/sisterhood-award.html

    Come by, check it out and pass it along!!

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  4. I am not kidding- I had an actual nightmare about that thing last night, after seeing this post.

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  5. I think they are right. Not everyone deserves flowers. What a thoughtful gift to give the jerk in your life:)

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  6. Okay okay. Imagine this:
    You're walking down the street and see someone.
    Wait oh my god what is he eating?
    Is it...
    It CAN'T be!
    Oh my god!
    That guy/girl is eating a stick of shi*! Oh my god!

    While I CAN imagine some good times to give it as a gift, can you imagine someone actually eating it!??!

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