PUSH!

Now please excuse us while we go recreate this darling costume for tonight,
then flip a coin to see who gets to be the baby.

Happy Halloween!

never underestimate...

the Halloween spirit of a snail.

Darling,

I can see right through you.

manhood

Invite you friends over for dinner.

Show them to the guest bath.

Insult them.

Enjoy the weirdness at the table.

But at least your bathroom floor will be clean.

s'not okay.

Maybe it's just me, but I don't think the word 'booger' belongs on any wall, let alone the booger placement itself. Ewww.

going green

News Flash:
Your husband's stinky old beer cans as garden decor
does not equal recycling.

shady.

Ugliest of the three?
It's a tie.

Otter Orchestra

Complete with Conductor.

Now that's some serious wood{wind} carving.