manhood

Invite you friends over for dinner.

Show them to the guest bath.

Insult them.

Enjoy the weirdness at the table.

But at least your bathroom floor will be clean.

I really could not have said it better.

True dat.

While we are on that subject...

Hopefully the baby will buy it's mom

these bedazzled shrinky dink gems.

Check out this description straight from the listing:

"A great gift for that hard-to-buy-for MILF"

Which is so awesome, since I have about two dozen

or so hard to buy for MILF's in my life...

hopefully they come in bulk packs.