twisted!

The creepiest part of this type of listing
is always the written description.

"...The Golden Vamp Mare is quite fond of her very fashionable bunny slippers and loves to feast on other dolls. Dare to tame them. Best to keep them in your home to avoid a rumble with outsiders. "

?
Hmm...

Step back...

Put away the yarn.

Get rid of the early 90's baby clothes.

Give yourself a time out.

Do not come out until you apologize,and

promise to never make these creepy dolls again.