I'm hardcore.

and I make stuff.

It's not polite to point.

That's right, folks.
It's a zombie finger on a chain.

Craft Fairs...

Something ridiculous for every member of the family!

I get it, Halloween is coming.

But what's wrong with sticking to jack-o-lanterns and wicked witches?

Is it hot in here?

Or is it just this super creepy wool poncho-for-two?

{submitted by the gals at Pear Tree Events}

enticing...

Shotgun!

Who could climb the corporate ladder

with spinach in their teeth?

Want to look hot and swim fast?

These will accomplish neither intended purpose.

Sorry honey.

You look ridiculous.

Plus, I bet you can't even walk.

Don't give up, don't give up

together with me and my baby

break the chains of love.

Wash your hands after you pick your nose!

...with booger soap.

What kind of sick mixed message is the mom who has
this in her kids' bathroom sending?!

twisted!

The creepiest part of this type of listing
is always the written description.

"...The Golden Vamp Mare is quite fond of her very fashionable bunny slippers and loves to feast on other dolls. Dare to tame them. Best to keep them in your home to avoid a rumble with outsiders. "

?
Hmm...

Nothing sets the mood...

Like a urine sample candle.

Perfect for your honeymoon.

Or any occasion you just feel the urge to
spice things up with the sweet aroma of
PEE.

roadkill

My kids actually prefer their stuffed animals to be portrayed alive.

"Don't worry, Sweetie, he's just sleeping."

Grandma would be so proud.

But nobody else will be.

Dingle balls...

are NOT meant to be faux pollops!
EVER!
There is nothing cleansing about a 5 foot plush colon.

{submitted by Tobelina at My Crafty Corner}

Lost a button?

This would be a great replacement in a pinch.
I mean, death grey goes with practically everything.