and they want their lacy padded photo albums back.
(you know you made them once.
admit it.
I can.
but then I stopped.
in 1989.
and apologized to all whom
I gifted.)

you won't find this on my registry.
painter of light.
or photo album of not right.
"it's not easy to be good."
pretty sure I agree with her.
none.
not a single one.
public service announcement:
put down the glue gun.
put away the lace.
seriously.
right now!






