Darling,

I can see right through you.

It's not polite to point.

That's right, folks.
It's a zombie finger on a chain.

I get it, Halloween is coming.

But what's wrong with sticking to jack-o-lanterns and wicked witches?

twisted!

The creepiest part of this type of listing
is always the written description.

"...The Golden Vamp Mare is quite fond of her very fashionable bunny slippers and loves to feast on other dolls. Dare to tame them. Best to keep them in your home to avoid a rumble with outsiders. "

?
Hmm...

Lost a button?

This would be a great replacement in a pinch.
I mean, death grey goes with practically everything.

displays gone wrong

{post courtesy Louise at The Thirty-Something Bride;
submitted by Tegan}

I've noticed an alarming and freakishly scary thing about those Esty sellers: the model heads they use to display their wares.

The best of the offenders.
This one is not so bad really. Decent hairstyle, but the soft wrap and no shoulders is distracting.

The dead, dead soul wearing a lovely orchid.

This reminds me of Japanese anime. Big, giant eyes and snap-on hair.

Really? No, really? Is there anyone out there who would actually purchase this product based on this display? This actually scares me a little bit.

So just to be clear, not busting on the product. Just thinking a living model, of any kind, would be better than the very scary heads used in some of the photos. I'm just sayin'.
***
Thanks, Louise!

We wanted in on the creepy display model fun, too.

Wow, you really couldn't just wait for an
actual human to pose with?!

for your precious ballerina...

No leotard would be complete without a ferocious grizzly bear applique.

happy birthday...

I made this cupcake just for you.

Can't sleep?

So why should your spouse?

Fight insomnia and scare the crap out of your husband with the blink of an eye.

(You'll sleep like a baby, but he won't!)

Perfect for airplanes.

(A guarantee for the whole row to yourself.)

Or children.

(Sweet nightmares dreams!)