Grandma would be so proud.

But nobody else will be.

speaking of grizzly bears...

Can't really think of any other explanation for this disaster.

tighty whities

So, you have nothing to wear.

Your husband's underwear have skidmark stains on them.

Why not solve two problems at once?

Cut a hole, thus removing the stain, slip it over your head.

Then go out in public.

Nobody will ever know...