your baby would rather be gassy

than be burped with these.

Really???

...but what about the daytime?

We've gotcha covered during those lonely nights.
What's gonna get you through the day, you ask?

That's right!
A creepy, strap-on hug.

No Valentine?

No problem!

heartbreaker

...More like heart-breaking that a mother would do this
to her poor, sweet little boy!

Why do these freak me out?

I can't seem to put my finger on it.

PUSH!

Now please excuse us while we go recreate this darling costume for tonight,
then flip a coin to see who gets to be the baby.

Happy Halloween!

never underestimate...

the Halloween spirit of a snail.

Darling,

I can see right through you.

manhood

Invite you friends over for dinner.

Show them to the guest bath.

Insult them.

Enjoy the weirdness at the table.

But at least your bathroom floor will be clean.

s'not okay.

Maybe it's just me, but I don't think the word 'booger' belongs on any wall, let alone the booger placement itself. Ewww.

going green

News Flash:
Your husband's stinky old beer cans as garden decor
does not equal recycling.

shady.

Ugliest of the three?
It's a tie.

Otter Orchestra

Complete with Conductor.

Now that's some serious wood{wind} carving.

I'm hardcore.

and I make stuff.